Book today for this Beauty of a panto!One of the most romantic pantos of all time, Beauty and the Beast will be a spectacular and enchanting production for all the family. Dreaming of a happier life, Belle finds herself transported to a cursed castle and held captive by a terrifying...
Celebrating 20 years on the road, the Market Theatre Company are here to corrupt another classic fairy tale beyond recognition.Can the fearless company of just 3 actors hold it all together and pull off their very own adult version of Beauty and the Beast using a minimum of set props...
Few shows have reached the dizzy heights of Fastlove, now touring in 18 countries, selling over 250,000 tickets worldwide. Join us for one very special night as we celebrate the late great George Michael. Our talented cast will recreate for you, a night like no other! It’s a brand-new show...
This tour marks the 50th Anniversary of Showaddywaddy. ‘The Greatest Rock & Roll Band In The World’ is a bold statement but Showaddywaddy has lived up to that title for the last 5 decades!Formed in 1973 in Leicester from several local bands, they have sold more than 20 million records...
From London’s West End, this internationally acclaimed production celebrates the music of Neil Diamond. From the hits he penned during his time in the Brill Building, to the Jazz Singer and countless live concerts, Neil Diamond is a musical icon, selling over 130 million albums throughout his exceptional career.This is...
This new year, the Orchard Theatre welcomes the return of Swan Lake, a spectacular production of arguably the world’s most popular ballet. A live orchestra performing Tchaikovsky’s dramatic and instantly recognisable score completes this magical experience.Swan Lake is an audience favourite, the tragic tale of love that triumphs over evil....
If you are looking for a fun filled evening of pure 80’s music, dancing and fun, then look no further! Whether you go all out in your favourite 80’s outfit or not, you are guaranteed to get in the party mood as soon as you walk into the room.With all...
The legacy left by Jeff Lynne & The Electric Light Orchestra barely needs any introduction – suffice to say that between 1972 and 1986 they achieved more combined UK and US Top 40 hits than any other band on the planet! 10538 Overture, Evil Woman, Living Thing, Diary of Horace...
Celebrating 30 years since the iconic ‘PULSE’ tour, this highly authentic show recreates the atmosphere of Floyd live - featuring top-flight musicians, a stunning light show and over two hours of incredible music.The new show for 2024 includes many songs from The PULSE set, featuring tracks from ‘The Division Bell’,...
It’s time to step into the light. Escape with us for a night like no other, where we take you into a world where musical theatre meets jaw-dropping circus spectacular.We bring the world into colour as showstoppers from everyone’s favourite West End and Broadway hits combine with breath-taking, amazing aerialists,...
Celebrating 40 years on the road in 2023, Dillie, Liza and Adèle, Britain’s raciest and sassiest musical cabaret trio, are bringing their brand-new show to theatres across the UK.Fascinating Aïda have racked-up millions of internet followers, performed in the world’s most prestigious venues and been showered with awards and plaudits...
One of the UK’s premier live concert experiences, The Story of Guitar Heroes has garnered critical acclaim both at home and abroad for its incredible homage to some of the most influential and iconic guitarists from the past 50 years of popular music.Featuring talented world-class musicians and state-of-the-art video projection,...
One of the UK’s most notable Psychological Therapists and Crime commentators Emma Kenny discusses what creates a serial killer.Emma Kenny will take you on a journey looking at what ingredients of possibility lead to body counts by killers like Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy, Jeffrey Dahmer, and John Paul Knowles....
Bring the sing to the ultimate live band party at MASSAOKE!An incredible live band, giant sing-along lyrics and all your favourite hairbrush anthems from the 80s.
Star of the UK’s most streamed Netflix comedy special of 2021, Jimmy Carr is back on the road with brand new material for 2024. Jimmy’s show contains jokes about all kinds of terrible things.Terrible things that might have affected you or people you know and love.But they’re just jokes - they...
Sweet sweet soul Tom Davis is best known for hit shows King Gary, The Curse, Murder In Successville, Live At The Apollo and his hugely popular podcast Wolf and Owl with Romesh Ranganathan.Embarking on his biggest tour to date with his brand new show, ‘Underdog’, Tom will be exploring life...
Brand New for 2024. Norman wants to go on an adventure to impress his friends, so when two famous animal explorers arrive in Pontypandy, he decides to follow them into the mountains. But when Norman discovers a rare red squirrel, one of the explorers decides to take the glory for...
Tune in, children of the 80s! Join us in the upside-down for this award-winning, smash hit new parody musical; Stranger Sings!Straight from off-Broadway, to a UK premiere 3-month sell-out run in London, we’re now thrilled to announce the UK nationwide Theatre Tour of Stranger Sings! This award-winning sci-fi spoof is...
Brian Conley is back on the road with a brand new tour. Join the multi-award winning star of the west end and countless hit TV series for an evening of comedy, music and entertainment.
Ben Portsmouth brings you his jaw-dropping tribute to The King of Rock and RollBen, from Berkshire, is a singer, songwriter, musician and actor (Autopsy: The Last Hours of Elvis 2014 & Elvis: Are You Lonesome Tonight 2020) and most notably an internationally renowned Elvis Tribute Artist.Ben had Elvis’s DNA in...
Join the Blues Brothers on the main stage with a sparkling welcome drink, a show-stopping 3 course meal and teas and coffees included after dinner.Upgrade your ticket with a bottle of wine! Our Hospitality Team will send a booking form to choose from, which includes our house wines.Table service will...
Brand New for 2024.This year join London’s world-renowned Science Museum as they bring you this brand-new stage production aimed at igniting your curiosity, fuelling your imagination, and inspiring you in new and exciting ways. Produced by Mark Thompson Productions in partnership with London’s Science Museum this unmissable family show will ensure...
On Wed 21 February the Orchard Theatre plays host to an exclusive evening of football nostalgia, fun and entertainment with Sky Sports legend Jeff Stelling anchor man of Sky Sports Gillette Soccer Saturday for over 30 years.During the evening Jeff will share anecdotes from his amazing career that saw him...
David Suchet makes his eagerly-awaited return to stages in POIROT AND MORE: A RETROSPECTIVE.We invite audiences to experience a rare opportunity with one of the world’s most celebrated and fascinating actors of our time.Join us in conversation with the man, the actor and his many roles in an unmistakably unique...
STREISAND- Woman In Love is the only tribute show of its kind in the UK. It celebrates the musical genius and unrivalled vocal talent of one of the world’s most iconic and much-loved artists of our generation, Barbra Streisand.Starring Keeley Smith, as Barbra Streisand (As seen in the final of...
Strictly Come Dancing legend and judge, Anton Du Beke, takes to the stage with his show in 2024.With his live band, a guest singer and his dancers, expect a fab-u-lous evening of song, dance and laughter.Anton will be performing some of his favourite songs and dances that have inspired his...
Whether you’re a rock fan or a theatregoer Circus of Horrors has something for everyone!BOOK NOW for an Evening of Extraordinary Entertainment!The Circus of Horrors will take you on a rock ‘n’ roller coaster ride of amazing, bizarre and downright beautiful circus acts.If Quentin Tarantino had directed Cirque Du Soleil...
That’ll Be The Day is back on the road with another incredible show packed full of world class performances from Trevor and the highly talented ensemble cast.Let the world’s leading Rock’n‘Roll show take you on a journey through the years, as together you celebrate the most iconic moments in Comedy,...
UNFORTUNATE THE UNTOLD STORY OF URSULA THE SEA WITCHTHE MUSICAL PARODYDisney villain. Octo-woman. Plus-size icon.Fresh from complete sell out runs at the Edinburgh Fringe and around the UK comes this critically acclaimed hit parody musical. ‘Unfortunate’ is coming to Dartford and things are gonna get wet.Join everyone’s favourite Disney Diva,...
Celebrating 75 amazing years in show business, Sooty, Sweep and Soo are planning a very special birthday party and you’re all invited. However, in true Sooty style nothing goes to plan!The party preparations are well underway: Sooty gets messy baking the birthday cake, Soo’s trying to find the perfect party...
Join Britain’s best loved funny man on his marathon swim as he resists the pull of the under-current of radical sensibilities of the woke minority.Slap on the Goose fat and battle through the dark and murky woke infested waters and join him for another evening of rip-roaring grown-up comedy, as...
Direct from the West End and having sold out venues worldwide, Seven Drunken Nights - The Story of the Dubliners returns to theatres in 2024.In partnership with Tourism Ireland and in association with legendary Irish pub O’Donoghue’s, Seven Drunken Nights tells the story of a career spanning 50 years and...
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