Terrible Thames

Horrible Histories proudly presents its wicked river tour of the TERRIBLE THAMES at Tower Bridge Quay! After two terrific years, we're sailing into 2023! So climb aboard and prepare to hear the horrible history of the most famous river in the world! Tremble in terror at the Tower! Sizzle at the Savoy! Give Cleopatra the needle! Be washed away at Westminster! Lose yourself in Lambeth! Get gobsmacked by the Globe! Hold onto your head at London Bridge and escape from Execution Dock! Book your TERRIBLE THAMES theatre tickets today!